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andrew
Dodge Dakota
12/19/2001
20:49:23
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I have come to the realization that after being a "nice" guy and not gettin' any that girls are into guys that are jerks sometimes. You cant go to far though, just enough to get em' hooked. I am gonna try it out this weekend and if my balls are still intact from being squashed by all those offended ladies, I will post my results. Maybe the headshrinker(a.k.a dr.q) would like to tell me what he thinks?
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Knobbyman
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12/19/2001
22:29:03
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Poor mislead andrew.... hell if it work though you've got to let me know. ;-)
It all depends on the woman.
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Clevite 77
Dodge Dakota
12/19/2001
23:41:25
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I have to agree with Andrew, it's sad though, you always see the really nice lookin women with @ss holes that don't no how to treat a lady. But the lady will always say, "yea but I love him", and another one is "he's not always like this". Those relationships don't usually last long anyways she usually just wants his money or is attracted to him after a little while a woman with self confidence will realize she is making a mistake and try to find some one who she can be more than a gold digger or fu(k buddies.
Andrew don't give up being a nice guy, it usually works out in the end. Some advise from one nice guy to another.
Good Luck man
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andrew
Dodge Dakota
12/20/2001
00:03:52
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I have been sticking it out with the whole nice guy thing for too long. Also, they also like guys who have alot of self-confidence bordering on cocky. I will let you guys know since I am calling in sick to work tommorow to go x-mas shopping. I cant imagine a better group of girls to try it out on than those crowded mall, last minute, cut your throat over the last piece of clothing left that is their size x-mas shoppers.
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xplikt
Dodge Dakota
12/20/2001
00:05:20
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Gaw, I know so many people that think that, it all turns out for the better being a nice guy.
Where's ole leslie's input on this!
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andrew
Dodge Dakota
12/20/2001
00:12:50
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I would like a womans opinion on this one aswell.
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Lesley
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12/20/2001
08:18:45
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xplikt - it's my birthday tomorrow but I'm not "ole Lesley" yet!
Hmmm - what do I think? I think that if you act like an assshole, then you will attract the female version of the same. I personally have no time for jerks, but really like anyone who is comfortable enough in their own skin to be themselves.
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finishlast
Dodge Dakota
12/20/2001
08:48:53
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Andrew is right folsk, nice guys finish last. I saw all the d!ckhead frat boys in college have the hottest broads and the rest of us had nothing, not even a phone number.
It seemed the more of a d!ck the guy was, the more women wanted to be around him.
Seems like it was the "mother instinct" coming alive where they want to "reform" the bad boy image.
Look at Jack Nicholson, his hairline is going north his gut is heading south, but he gets more a$$ than a toilet seat at a sorority house. Nor is he the nicest dude around.
Go figure, that guy who said men are from mars and women from venus was right!
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Knobbyman
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12/20/2001
09:11:52
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LOL @ finishlast.... are you in collage or what? Jezz I think that's enough referances to parties to make me want to have one..
OK.. Party @ my place tomorrow night.. Yes guys the girls from Vicky S. will be there. But one of um is mine :-)
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andrew
Dodge Dakota
12/20/2001
11:08:47
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First off, happy birthday lesley. Knobbyman, I will be there but I need an address. To be honest, I am pretty nervous since today is the day I will try out the new me. I am thinking I will go with a little light sarcasm to start the day off and go from there.
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Lesley
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12/20/2001
11:36:39
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Thanks Andrew. I wish you luck, I know where you are coming from - but do you really want the girls that would be attracted to that kind of "new you?" I remember the assshole cool guys & the hot chicks from school and I love running into them on the street today, fat & unhappy & bîtching at each other, cuz after those hot looks fade there sure as héll isn't anything else between them. (rent a movie called "Romy & Michelle's high school reunion, kind of illustrates what I mean). In the long run, wouldn't you want to be with someone that you like as well as are attracted to? But, if you're just looking to get laid, good luck, hope it works for you.
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andrew
Dodge Dakota
12/20/2001
11:41:01
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Getting laid is pretty much my goal. I do want a staedy girlfreind so that i can get laid on a regular basis. What did you get for your birthday?
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Lesley
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12/20/2001
15:47:26
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Not that. But who knows, it's tomorrow. :)
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Preston
Dodge Dakota
12/20/2001
18:06:22
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party at Knobbyman house!! well how is this going to work leave work at 4:00. Be at Knobbymans at 8:00.A shower and shave in Knoxville and I will still have time to pickup the food and drinks.no problem time to spare!
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andrew
Dodge Dakota
12/20/2001
21:28:48
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Ok, check this one out. I go to the mall but dont come into contact with too many females but they were everywhere. I get out to his car and he decides to tell me he saw at least 3 chicks checking me out. I tell him they could have been checking him out since we were togeather and he says no way. Everytime he spotted one he would look at her, then me, then back at her and they acted like he wasnt there. They were focused on me he said. So what the hell does that mean and what am I supposed to do now?
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Dr Q
DakotaEnthusiast
12/20/2001
22:46:38
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OK Dr Q is gonna lay some wisdom on you. I had a dry spell of a couple of years between one job where I worked with a bunch of woman and when I started school. The being a jerk thing will only burn bridges for you, unless you look like Brad Pitt or something (in which case you wouldn't be writing for advice on a truck board). You have to place yourself in a situation where women have a chance to get to know you. Personally, when I went from being a mailman to starting school was like leaving the desert to having my cup runneth over with the sweet milk of femanine kindness. So you might consider your local community college. This has serveral advantages:
1.) You will intermingle with large amounts of the oppisite sex (Community colleges are 2:3 men to women)in a non-threatening environment.
2.) You'll look ambitious. (You will appear like good breeding strock to the oppisite sex) This I have found compisates for some/many physical flaws.
3.)The faces change every 16 weeks. (self explanitory)
4.) You just might learn something.
*all of the above is void if you become an engineering major/HVAC/Automechanics/Technical student
**Education/ Pre-nursing/ english classes you just might be the only male there-Double Plus Good!
***Either ask for help or offer it-works much better than "what's your sign?"
Ratsa Ruck!
Dr.Q
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andrew
Dodge Dakota
12/20/2001
23:12:27
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Believe it or not, I already go to community college but there have been several obstacles in my way. First off, most of the girls I see seemed very stressed out(understandable). Second, most are into guys a few years older than them. As far as looks, I am most likely across between the following actors/famous folks:
Tom Cruise
John Candy
Ray Romano
Larry King
Ralph Macheo
Fred Savage
haily Joe Osmond
So what does that tell you?
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Lesley
GenIII
12/20/2001
23:38:15
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Hee, hee, hee - your last point was a good one - being of the minority gender does have its advantages. If Andrew was a girl I'd say 'Honey - buy a hot truck!"
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Dr Q
DakotaEnthusiast
12/20/2001
23:59:53
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Andrew! make hay while the sun shine 'cuz it will never EVER get any better then college.
You wanna see stressed out people go by a Med School at three o'clock in the morning before exams-Seen people curled up in the fetal position wailing! Our future healers!
Side note: Our class pres. would always come in cool as a cucumber. Always pleasant and even tempered. Lookin' like he just got back from vacation. God I hated him! He had a breakdown on his first night on-call and is now teaching HS Bio.
Dr.Q
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Lesley
GenIII
12/21/2001
00:20:37
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Andrew, you know what girls like? At least I know what I and most of my friends and the girls I work with like. A guy who really likes himself - so that he is confident enough that he doesn't have to act like anybody else, and because he isn't threatened by anyone - likes most everybody else too. And is FUN to be around, and interesting too.
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Josh
Dodge Dakota
12/21/2001
15:41:41
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andrew,
Your crisis really isn't that bad. Sometimes a steady girlfriend and constant sex is as boring as not, especially if its for casual sex. Been down that road for the last few years and finally realized I needed something more, and have it!
I think girls want confidence....there's a fine line between confidnence and cockiness, and it just takes work and trial and error to find it. A motorcycle, nice truck, or whatever material is only a topic of conversation...it actually should, and usually doesn't, get you any closer to the "Y."
I started at a community college where the ratio was terrific, but didn't have the balls to ask out every girl, thank god. I just sat back and waited for things to happen. I never did get a g/f out of college, but a learned A LOT about being around new people, adults, and working hard.
Don't let a little action get in the way of getting your degree and reaching your goals. It sounds selfish, but its only true. Girls come and go and only the right one will understand and believe in you and your goals. Don't waste too much time or heartache until that one comes along, and by god, don't fvck it up!
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BlueTwister
GenIII
12/21/2001
18:35:32
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I know where your coming from Andrew because I'm on the same road so to speak.It seems to me that the jerk thing does help out in a way but I have also seen really hot girls go for really nasty guys.I'm not saying I'm model material but I have the confidence in myself for me to beleive I should be with that girl and not dork boy.Plus I think personality has alot to do with it.I have alot of girls that are freinds with me and sometimes they will say "I wish I could find a guy like you" but because we are freinds you really can't cross those boundaries because I have tryed DISASTER!!! All I know is I feel your pain man,good luck!!!:-)
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Chris W
Dodge Dakota
12/22/2001
19:17:42
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Andrew, engage in all the pre-marital sex you can, because the post-marital sex ain't nothing to write home about!!
Ahhh, to be single again.
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Josh
Dodge Dakota
12/22/2001
21:23:25
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amen to that!
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low99dakota
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12/22/2001
21:27:46
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I dunno, my post marital sex is all-that and then some!! Granted I've only been married a year and a half, but still......
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y22man
Dodge Dakota
12/23/2001
10:32:12
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I am with low99dakota, my post marital sex has been amazing. Hmmm I am still reflecting on my last encounter with my wife, ah yes. I would wait.
Jay
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joe
Dodge Dakota
12/23/2001
11:09:46
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Nothing beats sex with your pregnat wife!!
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CThomp
Dodge Dakota
12/23/2001
21:00:06
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Sex with your pregnant wife? I'll have to take your word on that. Maybe i'll find out someday too. But for now i'm 24 and my girl is a supa-fine 20 year old redhead. We arn't even thinking about children. We haven't even gotten to the getting engaged part yet.
For all you guys out there who think nice guys finish last...I beg to differ. I consider myself a very nice guy. I do good deads, good to family and friends, have a job that others envy (sometimes), and treat my redhead like a princess. Nice guys don't finish last...you just have to have game.
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andrew
Dodge Dakota
12/24/2001
20:39:22
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I think I may be on to something here. There is this one girl who wont stop calling me and the more and more I act like a jerk to her, the more she calls me. The worst part is she wont have sex with me but insists on telling me everytime she goes out with another guy in a way that doesnt seem to want to be hurtfull, but just wants to make me tell her, "B!tch, shut your mouth. I dont wanna hear that crap!".
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Chris W
Dodge Dakota
12/30/2001
12:24:11
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Andrew, have gotten any yet?
BEEEYAAATCH!!!
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Chris W
Dodge Dakota
12/31/2001
01:34:23
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sorry i meant have YOU gotten any yet?
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andrew
Dodge Dakota
12/31/2001
02:17:48
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Nope, not yet. Tommorow is New Years Eve and I am going to Chico which is the biggest college party town in N. California with tons of hot college chicks. If I dont at least get one phone number tommorow I will seriously consider cuttin' my junk off and putting it the freezer for use at a later time.
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Chris W
Dodge Dakota
12/31/2001
10:52:09
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Well, I wish you luck bro. If you cant get laid in college, then you should truly cut it off!
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Mark
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12/31/2001
11:46:07
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Excerpt from Dr. Q
"*all of the above is void if you become an engineering major"
So So SO True. When I was in engineering college there was an 18:1 Male/Female ratio, and the women that were there weren't really all that feminine.
-Mark Hryckiewicz
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Lesley
GenIII
12/31/2001
12:21:05
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Andrew, obviously being a jerk isn't working, why don't you try something else?
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nodateya
Dodge Dakota
12/31/2001
14:44:11
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Andrew, give it up & keep your sanity. Always remember, if it comes with t!ts or tires, sooner or later you are going to have trouble with it.
A car you can cuss out and yell at and call every name in the book, but a girl you cannot do that do w/o inviting sexual harrassment.
Stay sane, don't even bother with them. Not worth the effort for the trouble you eventually get.
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andrew
Dodge Dakota
12/31/2001
17:34:59
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Thanks for everything people. I will try a little charm tonight and see where that gets me. I will let you all know how it turns out.
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Dr Q
DakotaEnthusiast
12/31/2001
18:02:41
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Go get her SOLDIER!
Head Down!
Feet Moving!
CHAAAAARGE!!
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Chris W
Dodge Dakota
12/31/2001
18:23:05
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Andrew, my mothers into younger guys. Maybe I could hook ya up. whadda ya think??
Any port in a storm right?
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Lesley
GenIII
12/31/2001
18:48:35
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LMAO!!!
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andrew
Dodge Dakota
1/01/2002
04:39:21
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Just got back and I am pissed. The party in Chico didnt happen and then we went to another party that sucked. No chicks, no boose, this sucks!
Chris,
yeah, hook me up with your ma, I'll take anything right now.
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